This blog exists so that we can say “We should put that on our blog,” when someone says something funny.
Here are some fun bios:
Michelle – is pretty dank. also knows everything about food and how to cook it on an industrial scale
Jonathan – has to duck while going down the stairs. also works a night job as a literary theorist to pay the billz
Sam – can write super small and super science-y. also is the world’s best baker. hates snow
Adam – knows everything you forgot that you learned (or maybe didn’t even learn) in high school. grows his own hat
Steven – is secretly an old man who wears suspenders and smokes a pipe. has eleventy-billion old cameras
Tim – is a closet republican and capitalist. thinks everything is disgusting and wonders “how do americans think about canada?”
Shady – has huge teats and an enormous baby-maker. loves to tell secrets
Molly – is probably a cross between a bison and an aligator. loves attention and tennis balls
Roscoe – is terrified of the whole world. has incredible fashion sense and a wardrobe that would leave joan rivers speechless
that’s our house. we’re awesome.
